3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
