We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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