How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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