just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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