You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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