But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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