we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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