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Don't make out with my wife yet
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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