Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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