Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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