I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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