i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Success! We fucked roommates!
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