Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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