Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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