so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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