The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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