He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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