If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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