Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
