I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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