I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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