addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Randomize