I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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