She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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