We're facebook friends in real life
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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