..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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