I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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