Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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