I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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