Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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