More tranny stories later!
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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