is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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