Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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