the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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