she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
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there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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