singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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