I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Is it penis luge time yet?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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