dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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