i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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