where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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