my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The Olympian is in my bed
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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