..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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