just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Randomize
