yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize