i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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