I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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