So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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