But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
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It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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