There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
