if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
