Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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