I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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