ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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