just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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