I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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