ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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