Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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