I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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