i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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